One Hour of Your Time

A man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
"Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man.
"Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?"
"That's none of your business. What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

Rich Merchant and the Four Wives

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

The Bird and The Boy Story

One day, there was a boy  who wanted  to trick his father. The boy got a bird in his hands, approached his father, and said, "dad, I have a bird in my hand (then he placed his hand behind him so his father wouldn't know). "Guess if the bird in my hand is dead or alive? If you are wrong you have to pay me a 100 bucks!"

The Nike Story

One day, the owner of Nike shoe factory said to his staff, "I want to start our business in Africa, I'll be sending two people to see and check if it is feasible to start the business there."

So the first person who was sent there went around and checked the area. After few days, he went back and reported to the boss, "Sir, business is not good in Africa, lahat naka paa, walang nagsasapatos! Walang bibili!" (..all are walking by bare foot, no one wear shoes! No one will buy!") 

The second person who was sent there went around, checked the area, and came back,

The Child With A Vision

A teacher asked her class to draw their dream of what they wanted to be or have when they grow up.. One of her students was a young boy, aged five, was so excited by this class exercise. He drew a picture of a big ranch with horses, cattle, flocks of sheep, herds of pig, chickens, and other poultry and livestock. When he submitted the drawing to the teacher, she complimented him on how well the young boy drew his picture but quickly reminded him, saying, "You drew a very nice picture but I want you to make a more realistic drawing. Remember, your grandfather is poor, your father is poor, so I don't think your family can afford such a ranch. Change the drawing or I will have to give you an F."

The Lumberjack Story

There was once a lumberjack who needed money badly. He was hardworking, but no matter how hard he worked, he could not cut down trees fast enough to make both ends meet. He then heard that there was a new technology called the chainsaw, which could cut down trees three times faster than what he could do manually.